How To Survive Meetings

Shuffle. Sigh. Repeat.

A deck of 52 cards that will help you survive any meeting. Zero eye contact required.

From pointless agendas to “just a quick sync,” this deck is your passive-aggressive survival kit for every meeting that could’ve been an email.

Inside, you’ll find 52 painfully accurate quotes, coping mechanisms, and spiritual shrugs like:
“Nod and mute: the modern power move.”
“Repeat what the last person said. But slower.”
“Set your status to ‘In a meeting’ — emotionally.”

Perfect for passing time, passing blame, or passing out mid-call.